Le S✺leil et La L☾ ne


Once upon a time a nerd fell in love with a philosopher. After a while of being together & accomplishing their dreams, they were ready to create a legacy. They decided to consult a witch in order to create a supreme being. The witch told them that they needed something that belonged to each of the type of people that they wanted this creature to embody. So they set out and collected each part. They took the rhythm of a dancer, the heart of a philanthropist, the innocence of a hippie, the passion of an artist, the guts of a badass and the allure of a femme fatale & brought it all to the witch. The witch looked over each gift and felt that she needed to gift something to the concoction & she took the superiority of a goddess & combined it with all the ingredients, the nerd's intelligence & the philosopher's mind. The embryo of this creature was created & placed into a woman's stomach on the island of Haiti on planet Earth. The embryo took a feminine form & her name came to the woman in a dream. Her name, is Maryn. And this is where she embodies her every role while on a quest for other beings like her under the sun & the moon.
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Woo-saaah / I’m like a devil in Prada

I am LIVID. I am paying this woman a hefty price to custom-make my birthday dress & she has the nerve to make certain comments to me and then say “I’m sorry if I was a bit harsh yesterday, fashion is a harsh industry.” That is NOT what I’m paying you for. See I’m the type of person who tips not on how much my bill was, but how humble someone is. How helpful they are. Their genuineness. Their attitude. I once tipped $50 on a $10 bill. You know why? The guy tried everything to make me feel special & cheer me up because I was down. Another time the MANAGER at ColdStone on South Beach only charged me 99-cents for my ice cream fit for a cow. I had no cash so I went back the next day & tipped her $10. Trust me, you DO NOT, want to cross me. Yes I am a bit demanding, I’m paying for this shit. Yes, I know exactly what I want & how I want it. I’m like a devil in Prada sometimes. I am hard on people but that’s because I am hard on MYSELF. I’ve had maids in my life. 5 of them over time to be exact. My own maid besides the housekeeper. And let me tell you, I was probably the only kid in Haiti who lent out my gold jewelry to my maid just so she could take nice pictures with her family. I kissed my maids. I tried sleeping in their beds with them countless times. That, is just who I am. I reward myself with $1000s of dollars in quality things, the LEAST you could effing do is treat me with respect & be pleasantly surprised.  Guess what lady? You can kiss your $100 tip GOODBYE. 

Posted on June 4th at 2:22 PM
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